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Congressman Claims He’s Not Alive: George Santos’ Outrageous Interview with ABC
But the interview took an unexpected turn when Wilkins asked Santos if he had ever dressed in drag.
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Critical Race Theory Found Hanging Outside of School Board Meeting
"There would not be a nationwide backlash against Critical Race Theory if this were not occurring and being explicitly taught in our schools," said John Miera, a local batshit-crazy racist.
Living
New Digital Dildo Fails to Hit the Spot
The device was heralded as a breakthrough new technique.
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Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s
A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.
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Jogger Wounded by Falling Bitcoin Near Empire State Building
That weight came to bear on a New York jogger's head as she exercised her morning run through the financial district of Manhattan.
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Nevada City 5G Injury Lawyer Files Bankruptcy
A local law firm has run out of money to fight the dangers of 5G.
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Despite the incident, Mr. Banshaft remains defiant, stating that he will continue to use self-checkout machines and argue with them whenever necessary.
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Teenager Informs Family That It’s Time to Leave
15 year old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley abruptly informed his family on Wednesday that he "was ready to go home" from their outing at the Yuba River.
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