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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
National News
Unknown Statistics Hit 57%
A new report reveals a shocking jump in the level of unknown statistics. Scientists urge caution and concern.
Food
Republicans Propose Shocking Plan to Run Government “Just Like AOL or Sears or Sambo’s”
"We must run the government like a business," said Rep. Jim Jordan.
Living
Liberals Pushing Education to Undermine Trump
Several liberal groups are pushing for increased education to combat President Trump.
Living
“I don’t see no color,” Says Area Racist
A disabled Baltimore welder makes a case for being "color blind."
Chemtrails
Chemtrail Reduction Program Kills Off Last Unicorn
Sadness swept across the 'woo-o-sphere' late today as news spread that the last remaining flying Unicorn was accidentally killed by a Chemtrail reduction program. The Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN has been developing a patented anti-Chemtrail "shield system" for over 5 years largely with donations gathered from its website.
Earth News
Governor Ron DeSantis Introduces Frog Conversion Therapy
According to DeSantis, the therapy will be aimed at "curing" frogs of their homosexuality and promoting traditional "frog family values."
Earth News
Velveeta Pilots New Line of Meat
The meat product, which is called Velmeata, is said to have a shelf life of almost 47 years and requires no refrigeration, according to company officials.
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