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Antifa Declares IPO, Listing On NYSE
NYSE officials have yet to decide on a ticker symbol.
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Gags the Green Bay Clown Declares the 18th “Clown Terror Night”
Since the creepy clown was first spotted wandering the streets at 2 a.m. on the 1st, a Facebook fan page has attracted over 35k fans and counting.
Chemtrails
Chemtrail Debate Reveals Deep Divide in the State of Jefferson Movement
A debate has opened up between State of Jefferson supporters in Southern Oregon and their Californian cohorts over the Chemtrail controversy.
National News
Mark Nostrom of Columbus, Ohio developed a twitch in his eye, a severe headache followed. His head ached with every word spoken by the native Fargo people.
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Yellowstone Bears “Cutting Back” on Obese Visitors
Given that there are a record number of visitors entering the Park each year, and that funding for operations is at all-time low, the park's chief omnivore has had its "pickins" of what to eat
Living
Gun Violence Caused by Assholes Not the Mentally Ill, Study Claims
A groundbreaking study reveals the true cause of gun violence.
Earth News
Russian Schools Training Trolls to Misspell Like Average Americans
Several Troll Farms in Russian are now teaching their students to misspell like average Americans.
National News
Nancy Grace Gives Birth To Second Chin
Los Angeles, CA -- Former prosecutor turned talk show host Nancy Grace is often controversial and has...
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