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Facebook Is Actually Purgatory

Often times Facebook becomes the place to say goodbye to the dead. Everyday you see people paying respects online. But in doing so, are we damning the dead to an eternity in Facebook Purgatory?

Conservatives, Liberals, and Pink Floyd Fans Unite to Ban Ringo Starr’s “You’re Sixteen”

Conservatives, Liberals, and Pink Floyd fans unite against Ringo Starr's "You're Sixteen," with each group hating the song for different reasons. While Conservatives claim it promotes inappropriate behavior and Liberals link it to the #MeToo movement, Pink Floyd fans just despise anything Beatles-related.

Trump’s Tower of Trouble: 34 Outlandish Felony Counts Unveiled in Manhattan Court

In bizarre events, former President Trump has been charged with 34 felony counts in a Manhattan court. The more peculiar charges include international hotdog theft, hosting illegal gerbil racing, and impersonating a hairstylist. The remaining 29 counts revolve around business fraud, proving that no one is above the law - not even a former world leader.

As Polar Vortex Swoops In, Canadians Call Americans “A Bag of Pussies”

As much of heartland America and the Eastern Seaboard prepares for "dangerously cold arctic air" from what is known as the Arctic Polar Vortex, many Canadians are simply calling this "winter." As blasts of cold air descend as far as the Southern United States, most Canadians scratch their heads with America's panic.

Pope to ISIS: Bring It On

The Pope's remarks came as a shock to many, as no other Pope has called for outright war. Many question whether the Pope Francis should step down as the leader of the Catholic faith. Some think he was just having a bad day.

Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo

Though he's a free man now, for several months George Zimmerman was in jail while he stood trial for killing Trayvon Martin. One of the men who spent time in the same cell as Zimmerman will auction what he calls a "prison dildo" the two shared.

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