Satire
Russians Hack Local High School JumboTron with Porn
“Russian” hackers have claimed responsibility for placing adult movies on an area high schools JumboTron. Source: High School Senior Kevin Thomas.
Satire
The BriarPatch’s In-store Harmonica Contest Extended for 2 Weeks
Grass Valley's BriarPatch has extended its in-store harmonica contest for an additional 2 weeks.
Food
Republicans Propose Shocking Plan to Run Government “Just Like AOL or Sears or Sambo’s”
"We must run the government like a business," said Rep. Jim Jordan.
Alternative
Apple Warns Users Against Using iPhone as a Table Saw
The warning advised users to seek appropriate table saws for woodworking tasks and to use any power instruments with care.
Paranormal
Mysterious Flying Girl Caught on Video in Sierra County
A Grass Valley, CA man accidentally captured a strange phenomenon Just outside of Sierra City, CA.
Art
Van Gogh Sues OpenAI for 27 Million Copyright Violations
The legal battle is expected to be long and complicated, with the outcome having significant implications for the future of AI and art.
Alternative
Noam Chomsky Fans Boycotting Lagunitas Beer for Featuring Michel Foucault on Bottles
Fans of Noam Chomsky are frothing at the mouth, calling for a boycott of Lagunitas IPA Beer for featuring Michel Foucault on its bottles. The "sudsy skirmish" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the famous Chomsky-Foucault debate of 1971, leading to a battle of the brews that has some academics hopping mad. With critics contending that the beer has "no inherent nature," and rumors of a rival "Chomskyan Cherry Stout," the heady climax of this brewing controversy leaves readers pondering the profound connection between beer and the nature of humanity, all served up with a side of linguistic lagers and philosophical puns.
Editorial
Why is My Security Detail Stalking Me? A Guest Article by Elon Musk
I feel like I can't even use the restroom in peace since they always seem to be hovering just outside the door.
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