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The controversial organization North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA), has given its endorsement to Ted Cruz. NAMBLA believes that it is OK and natural for men to "love" boys. They believe it to be the natural order of things and that it should be celebrated.

Several liberal groups are pushing for increased education to combat President Trump.

There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist that women can't resist and for years, women of all political stripes have sought Steve Bannon's attention.

Fans of Noam Chomsky are frothing at the mouth, calling for a boycott of Lagunitas IPA Beer for featuring Michel Foucault on its bottles. The "sudsy skirmish" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the famous Chomsky-Foucault debate of 1971, leading to a battle of the brews that has some academics hopping mad. With critics contending that the beer has "no inherent nature," and rumors of a rival "Chomskyan Cherry Stout," the heady climax of this brewing controversy leaves readers pondering the profound connection between beer and the nature of humanity, all served up with a side of linguistic lagers and philosophical puns.

Moments after being shut down for violating Facebook's community standards, the 92-year-old publication The Fazzler purchased the troubled page and planned to relaunch it as an orgonite and pro-beef industry re-education page.

In a tearful interview, boxing legend Manny Pacquiao confirmed rumors that he was being investigated by Federal authorities in the Philippines after a string of complaints by sparring partners alleging non-consensual fondling.

Late this week, the official Russian new agency TASS accidentally released photograph from Roscosmos which seemed to show that the Earth is flat.