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Sheep Tired Of The Word “Sheeple”

The word "sheeple", has become the go to saying for people who are not enlightened or awake to the world. But one local herd of sheep has had enough, they are tired of being compared to dumb people.

CNN Green Screen Hacked/Shows Porn

The popular 24-hour news network CNN is coming under fire after a report purportedly to be in front of the White House was actually in front of a "green screen" in the Atlanta, Georgia headquarters.

Ted Cruz To Run For Mayor Of Mcdonaldland

Senator Ted Cruz has announced his intention to run for Mayor of McDonaldland. After dropping out of the Republican Presidential Nomination Race, Cruz is anxious to get back in the limelight.

Waterford Whispers News Caught In Plagiarism Scandal

A new accusation coming from 92 year old newspaper Nevada County The Fazzler claims the popular Irish satire site Waterford Whispers News has been caught in plagiarism scandal.

Yankee Fans Rejoice as Fenway Park Chosen for Terrorism Simulation

The drill which will run this weekend will be led by the Boston Police and will feature multiple explosions and gun rounds and other realistic sounds that Yankee fans say will frighten the "feeble minded Red Sox."

Armored Taco Truck Opens Fire on Citizen Border Patrol: 1 Dead

A shootout between a heavily armed group of citizen border protectors and an armored taco truck left one man dead and several others wounded, according to reports.

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