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How to Tie Your Shoes, by Albert Camus
Area Racist Has “At Least” 9 or 10 Black and Jewish Friends- BriarPatch to Carry “Grocery Outlet” Section
Mother-Son Relationship Strengthened by Weekly Computer Help Calls- Blue’s Clues Wins Bluetooth Trademark Infringement Lawsuit
- How to Make a Fucking Iceberg Lettuce Salad, by Loretta Splitair
- Russian Space Agency Leaks Flat Earth Photograph
ISIS Training Camp Raided At Nevada County State Park- Ten Things You Can Do with All the Toilet Paper You’ve Hoarded
- Spontaneous Flash Mob Breaks Out in Grocery Outlet
- Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola
- The Shocking Video That You Won’t Believe
- Nevada City Mayor Dives Behind Staples Counter After Someone Shouts “5G”
- Naked and Afraid Episode to be Filmed in Downtown Nevada City, CA
- California Appellate Court Rejects Fake News Chemtrail Defense
- Lake of the Pines Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font
- Easy Bake Oven Thwarted by LED Light Bulb
- Trader Joe’s to Offer Child Adoptions
- PG&E to Install Smoke Alarms on Power Poles
- Flat Earther Thinks Hollow Earther is Dangerously Wrong
- Spongebob Squarepants Homeless After Coral Reef Bleached
- Leaked Photos Reveal Young Tom Brady’s Love of Badminton
- Football Hooligans Form Truce, Have Friendly Game of Trench Warfare Instead
- Co-Worker Enjoys “Outing” Fellow Workers on Facebook
- Area Man Breaks Nose Motorboating
- Facebook Struggles With Un-banning Itself
- Chemtrail Believer Bullied by “Math Thugs”
- California Schools Replacing QWERTY Keyboards With Common Core Versions
- Why I Should Be The Next Supreme Court Justice
- Bernie Sanders Proposes “Enchirito Restoration Act of 2020”
- Area Senior Can No Longer Print
- Area Woman Raises Funds To Ship Fleshlights To Troops Overseas
- “Come Back Into the Office,” Says CEO Who Doesn’t Know Your Name
- Satirist Tragically Mistaken for Whistle Blower
- Future Active Shooter Disappointed About C- Manifesto Grade
- Former Mayor Must Attend Council Meetings in a Straitjacket
- Nevada City Experimenting with Polio in City’s Drinking Water
- NASCAR Drivers Allowed To Use Service Animals
- Locals and Flatlanders Face Off in a Competition for Shittiest Drivers
- 12,000 Piece Chemtrail Jigsaw Puzzle Just in Time for Christmas
- World War II Ship Mysteriously Appears in Local Schoolyard
- Liberals Pushing Education to Undermine Trump
- Elon Musk to Relaunch TV’s The Love Boat…in Space
- Area Feminist Petitions to Have Broad Street Renamed
- Atlanta Man Finds Jesus in Chick-fil-A Sandwich
